DUDE YOU ARE SO MUCH COOLER THAN EVERYONE WHO IS OUT HAVING FUN/GETTING AROUND THE CITY IN THE WAY THEY ENJOY. MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE FOR ENJOYING THEMSELVES IS SO COOL. EVERYONE SHOULD INSTEAD BE LIKE YOU.
Our official response: Thanks for the compliments. Sounds like you are a little frustrated about looking like a goon on your board. Our advice, get off your damn computer and go outside and skate. I really wouldn’t like everyone to be like me. Trust me, we need shit heads like you patrolling the internet message boards. It keeps you right in line with the rest of the human population, complaining about pointless internet shit that will have no cause or effect on progressing this human race or skateboarding.
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